Ah Wah Dis Fadah.  Jamaica just ah get from bad to worse.  The Star is reporting that a 69-year old diabetic man was arrested by police last Thursday for “abducting and indecently assaulting” an 11-year old school girl.  We don’t know what kind of assualt can be decent but there is nothing decent about this story.

The senior citizen, said to be the deacon of a church in Portmore, St Catherine, was caught with the school-girl in his vehicle at 2:30 p.m. after the police received information that a car parked on the Jamworld complex was foggy and strange sounds were heard coming from inside.  It is alleged that the child was standing in Waterford when the man drove up his taxi. She boarded it, but before other students could come in, he locked the vehicle and drove off.  It is further alleged that upon their arrival, police found the 11-year-old girl, still in her uniform, on the floor of the Toyota Camry motor car. Closer observation revealed that the man’s pants were opened and that oral sex was performed on the child.

The man was remanded despite a request from his lawyer that he be released due to his severe affliction of diabetes.

We wonder why dis old deacon nevah tink bout him sugah when im ah teef an ah force ripe di wrong fruit.

Here what a commentor had to say about  Sean Paul and the woman on his side at a fashion show yesterday

Here’s an odd celeb/label pairing - Jamaican dance-hall king Sean Paul front-row at Y-3 yesterday.

The braided beauty - in jewel-encrusted sunglasses, a giant sparkly medallion around his neck and neon lady friend sitting next to him (yellow checkerboard pants, a sequin pink bra and dozens of plastic bracelets) - looked bizarrely out of place, further evidenced when he could barely control his laughter when boys took to the runway in dresses.

Ok who could blame him for laughing at some guys in dresses.  You know we don’t think that is cool.  But his lady friend could have come to fashion week looking a little bit up to the time.  We don’t think 80’s punk was a theme this year.  Or maybe Jamaican fashion is just misunderstood.

Sorry People for being away for so long.  We were working on another project.  Please bear with us while we get things back rolling.

The unavailability of tax court Judge Owen Parkings bought Moses Davis aka Beenie Man some time to avoid dealing with tax evasion charges. It is alleged that the artist owes the government nearly $48 million dollars which includes $29.3 million in back taxes and $18.6 in penalties. The trial is put off until June 30th.

Ah Whuleep ah money dat. Sorry fi im.